The Mechanics of F*******ry

It's hard, it's gotta be as hard as sprung steel 

I put my______in the woodpecker's hole, the woodpecker said, God Bless my soul, take it out, take it out, remove it.

I removed my _________from the woodpecker's hole and the woodpecker said, God Bless my soul, put it back, put it back, replace it!

I replaced my ________in the woodpecker's hole, the woodpecker said, God bless my sould, turn it arond, turn it around, revolve it!

I revolved my _________in the woodpecker's hole and the woodpecker screamed God bless my soul. do it more . . .